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mooneymannyinthesky:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

i just came back from the woods wow i am so pissed 

my sister ate my pizza again

and this weird dude tried to talk to me

he asked me what got my thong in a twist like rude much

oH MY GOD

SO MY SISTER FOLLOWS BASICALLY EVERY ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS ON TWITTER AND SHE JUST TEXTED ME THIS

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OH MY GOD

mari

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rebagled:

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

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our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

(via laughing-llama)

amoyed:

is this what heaven looks like

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“You can only fit so many words in a postcard. Only so many in a phone call. Only so many into space, before you forget that words are sometimes used for things other than filling emptiness. It is hard to build a body out of words. I have tried. We have both tried.”
— Sarah Kay, “Long Distance Love” (via psych-facts)

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

(via homophobic)

mad-hatter-with-a-box:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

This land is a dream

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lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

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bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

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